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April 2009

When asked to take a random survey...
  • Surveyor: Without thinking about it too much, what do you think of when you hear the word "homelessness".
  • Stephen: Lazy...
  • Me: You're going to hell.
Apr 28, 2009
Apr 27, 2009
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Apr 27, 200921 notes
this is a public service announcement:

aliciaedge:

andwhenyousing:

attackedastoria:

secondstar05:

sydneysays:

“The “fuckyeah(person)” Tumblr accounts are obnoxious and slightly creepy. You spend your time posting numerous pictures of people you do not know. Now, that’s what I call a good use of your time! And no, it’s not creepy at all!”

This public service announcement is sponsored by the United Tumblrs Of The World (UTOTW).

If I weren’t posting them on a FY! tumblelog, I’d just be posting them to my regular tumblelog… so I guess I’m just obnoxious and creepy in general. OOPS?

What about people who post/reblog pictures of half naked/naked people they don’t know.. I see that shit every .5 seconds on tumblr. How’s that not kinda creepy?
First person to tell me “oh, but it’s art” will recieve my fist in their vag, by the way.

I love you.

I AM CREEPY? ;_;
I already know i am obnoxious so whatever.

I checked the original person’s tumblr and this just made me laugh:
“i post whatever i want. because it’s my tumblr, right?”
Only because she was all blahblahblah creepy for posting this blahblahblah

Also the way the following statement is worded leads me to believe you do not know the person in the picture:
“you are god. i need to see you live.”

Ok i am done pointing out things i find stupid about that statement based on the persons tumblr.

 reblogged simply for the following statement: “First person to tell me “oh, but it’s art” will recieve my fist in their vag, by the way.”

bahaha

Apr 27, 200921 notes
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Lots to do tomorrow.
Apr 26, 2009
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Necessary?
  • Peter: Is this completely necessary?
  • Patches: Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?
  • Peter: Probably not.
  • Patches: No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste.
  • [from the movie Dodgeball]
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“My father, he was a beekeeper. His father before him, he was a beekeeper. I wanna walk in their footsteps. And their footsteps were like this: ‘AAAAAH! I’M COVERED IN BEES!’” —Eddie Izzard (via inothernews) (via twothirty)
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i always like it when people who normally don't heart my posts, heart my posts

movingalong:

it makes my tummy tingle :)

Apr 25, 2009
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I'm so in love with each and every one of you :)
Apr 23, 2009
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