July 2009
I just saw a raccoon get electrocuted...
about 12 feet away from me outside my apartment.
So sad!!!
I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life’s a...
– Maya Angelou (via lickystickypickyme)
finishing up some homework I should have done...
Next Friday
Craig: You got a restraining order on a little girl named Baby D?
Day Day: You don't know Baby D.
That's why you're lookin' at me, 'cause you don't know Baby D.
Her fat ass be snoring, won't even be asleep, just standing.
(Breathing Hard)
Fat little cupcakes and shit--
This fat bitch knew about all the new snacks before they even hit the street.
All the bootleg snacks.
The year 2000 snacks.
Yeah gonna tell me the other day, talking about--
(Breathing Hard)
Cupcake got a new Twinkie comin' out next month.
(Breathing Hard)
It's a bad motherfucker.
(Breathing Hard)
When you bite into a cream-filled, it shoot all over your mouth.
Glitter--
Okay.
arletty:
Cingular guy told me to place my phone in a bag of rice. It will be there all night and I expect it to work when I wake up!
haha. That was their professional advice?? :P
FML
arletty:
Pretty sure I wasnt meant to have a cell phone.
It is currently drying out after the extreme water damage it experienced while I kayaked this afternoon.
It’s not lookin’ so good. FML!!!!!!!!!!
Is this after your last one went in the pool??? Like, is this yet ANOTHER one?!?!?!
Geeezz, Arlett!!!
75 people die each year playing Twister.
fuckyeahfacts:
Think about that, that must be so awkward. “Rob, right hand blue. Rob. ROB. Shit.”