What people think when they see my beard:
Friends: ” Man your beard is awesome!”
Men: ” Now that guy is manly.”
My Mom: “When are you going to shave?”
My Dad: “I could grow that if I tried.”
Children: “Santa Claus in the making.”
Old People: “He seems smart and wise for his age.”
Hipsters: “My beard is better.”
Women: “I hope he doesn’t rape me.”
Listen… I promise, I never once thought you were going to rape me.
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